Having an “old soul” will never hold a candle to having an “old stache.” (via DOs and DON’Ts - Vice Magazine)

I hang around at the wrrroonnnnnnnnnnnng parties!

(via effyeahalexachung)

I’m listening to Joanna Newsom for the first time ever…

And I’m already picking out an engagement ring to propose with!

“Er, look, it’s great you survived the AIDS crisis and are still out partying, but maybe it’s time you considered updating your look to something a little more like Quentin Crisp than—wait, step back a second—did you survive the AIDS crisis?”

DOs and DON’Ts - Vice Magazine